Projectile Jackson

When your a lightweight and you drink so much that u end up throwing up everywhere...this can occur when vodka or sambuca or Whiskey touches the lips.....early signs of this occuring is extremley loud irritating speaking

Smitherz : Awwh Dude!...Did u see that guy?

Alex : No, what he do?

Smitherz : He just totally projectile Jacksoned all over the pavement and the chick he was hitting on

by banjostrings October 18, 2009

Projectile lols

The sudden and violent expulsion of the contents of ones mouth upon laughing hysterically.

When I told Jimmy about that skank I nailed on the weekend, he had some projectile lols

by Quartermile October 15, 2010

Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.

Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'

by ManMemes January 16, 2019

Projectile Voriental

When a person has consumed an excess of alcohol and projectile vomits which covers a large surface area

- Dude, i threw up chinese

- what?

- I threw up everywhere

- Thats called Projectile Voriental brah

by James the Jimmy August 27, 2009

projectile like

When you like (almost) everything on someone's Facebook account. Usually caused by having a crush on someone and deciding that the best way to show your appreciation for him or her is to like everything that he or she has ever said, uploaded, or did. The most commonly projectile liked things are the profile pictures, followed by statuses.

A: Did you see C's Facebook account? D has liked everything he has ever posted or made his profile picture.
B: Yeah, D's into C as of the moment and somehow she thinks that projectile likes are how someone should show their feelings... by way of Facebook likes.

by mypluginbby August 18, 2013

projectile information

Information violently thrust information on someone, usually during instruction, or in the context of a training class. Delivering projectile information is generally the result of instructor poor planning and/or instructor experience.

My instructor wasted so much time in class yesterday that today was basically projectile information.

by misterurban December 13, 2014

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017