procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004

Flag

Get the procrasterbationmug.

procrasterbating

to wait to masterbate

procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .

by gandalf aka the white wizard September 22, 2005

Flag

Get the procrasterbatingmug.

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011

Flag

Get the Mutual Procrasterbationmug.

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

Flag

Get the Procrasterbation Mugmug.

Procrasterbating

1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.

Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"

by clitcaptain69 May 26, 2014

Flag