prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"

I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.

by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011

White Prize

a white girlfriend or wife of a black man

Seal really won the white prize when he married Heidi Klum.

by Ian K January 6, 2008

Turner Prize

English art prize generally awarded to someone who
a - went to art school
b - has spent the year being outrageous
c - produced a volume of work that gets people talking

1998 Turner Prize is awarded to Chris Ofili for the Madonna and Child with elephant dung
1995 Turner Prize is awarded to Damien Hirst for half a cow in formaldehyde

by A Legge January 24, 2006

Consolation Prize

A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.

She's just the consolation prize. I'm the REAL indian dream.

by rackanna January 12, 2011

Tonsillation Prize

An award given to someone who, while they did not win the furry cup, were nonetheless recognized.

Dave: Did you and Elizabeth make love last night?
Ian: Nah, she was bleeding profusely from the vagina, but at least I won the tonsillation prize.

by The Glandlord April 14, 2020

Paper Prize

An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.

Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.

by Tio Don February 11, 2009

SU-prize

Surprise

"Damn, brutha got hit with a su-prize left"

by Pizzlej February 1, 2013