Presley Schoonderweord

This bitch is pretty hot. Presley might not have long hair but she has a “donk”. You might find a Presley at in n out or playing guitar. She’s beautiful and very short. Like short short. You know what’s not short her last name that shit is long as fuck.

“bro who’s that hot girl” “omg that’s Presley Schoonderweord“

by hoswhey January 8, 2023

Presley

A very beautiful girl, with green magesdick eyes. All the boys are all absolutely head over heels for Presley. Her ass is so round and voluminous, and don't even get me started on her TATASSSSS!!! P.S this is Matthew M and Eric R

Wow that girl is very hot! she must be a presley

by Lucas1234 May 3, 2015

Presley

Presley is the best girlfriend you could ever wish for. She is smart. She is everything to you. Never give her up. She is the best thing you could ever wish for. She treats you right and she always knows what’s best for you

“Presley is such a perfect girl.”

by Mmmkay10 September 6, 2020

Priscilla Presley

The gorgeous ex wife of Elvis Presley and mother of his only daughter, Lisa Marie Presley.

Did you see that tramp with Elvis?
Yeah, that's his wife, Priscilla Presley.

by Lindsay MacLean January 22, 2009

Pelvis Presley

excessive female inner thigh hair that exposes itself connected directly to the main pubic patch.... Thus creating the likeness of Elvis Presley sideburns...

man I wanted to take Lisa Marie to pound town last night, but her Pelvis Presley's made my weiner shrivel so fast it vaporized.

by c-har April 7, 2015

Elvis Presley

Verb; The dance including spreading your legs, bending your knees, shaking, and kicking that a man does when his genitalia adhere(stick) to his leg, and does not want to get noticed by nearby parties while detaching said genital. Men who do this dance usually feel like they've gotten away with something, but they usually attract more attention than they would have if they had done the deed with their hand without spasming.

Chris: hey patty.
Patty: hey.
Chris: wow, do you see josh over there?
Patty: Yeah, he looks like he's really enjoying the music!
Chris: Thats what he wants you to think, hes actually at mid Elvis Presley. Every guy here knows what he is up to.

by O'Bouhillae March 26, 2009

Elvis Presley

A great man who was never tempted in the same way as jacko. He is undisputed king of Rock 'n' Roll. Basically holds all the records in music and is still number 1 in UK charts to this day.

Only bad point is that he was American.

o look He's number 1 again

by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005