premarital

(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.

She's so hot I would premarital her all night long.

by MikelAbreu February 21, 2009

Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

premblememblemation

When you drop a parcel in the post box, library book return, video drop off box.....close it.....then open it again to make sure it went in (I think this was a "sniglet" but I could be mistaken)

"Forget the premblememblemation man, it's raining cats and dogs out here!"


"I had to premblememblemate when I dropped off my car payment, I don't want my car getting reposessed!"

by Gentleman "G" February 15, 2009

premature efootballation

When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.

Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.

by 3irty6 December 29, 2009

Premature unlockelation

Upon approaching a parked car the passenger attempts to open a locked car door before the driver's click on the remote device has had time to unlock the door. The result is the jamming of the door lock mechanism and much more time required to remedy the situation. It doesn't matter how many times it has happened....it WILL keep happening again.

My boyfriend is so anxious to get his sorry ass into my car that he had three episodes of premature unlockelation yesterday

by pelicanellie November 2, 2010

premealing

The act of eating a meal while waiting for another meal to finish cooking.

"Why are you eating sour patch kids if you are making mac & cheese?"

"Because I'm premealing until my mac & cheese is ready."

by yo mama is premealing October 30, 2011

pramption

n. Describes the condition that occurs when underwear or too tight-fitting leggings or trousers ride up into one's butt crack.

Also, depramp (v.), which describes the act of pulling away the offending article of clothing from the butt crack to rectify one's pramption.

If you wear tighty whities in hot and humid summer weather, you will almost certainly get a bad case of pramption.

by Barquentine January 7, 2014