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plunger proposal

a distinctly unimpressive and under-planned engagement proposal, esp. if it occurs in a crass context
you know he asked her to marry him right after he plunged the toilet/switched lanes/flossed/picked dandruff out of his hair? what a plunger proposal
by aidel maidel May 11, 2014
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Job proposal

When someone tells you they have a job and will make you some descent amount of $$ for as long as the "job" lasts. It could involve dangerous and illegal things.
Bro i got a job proposal for you tonite meet me in the woods for more details
by TrueDstory June 2, 2016
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Vagabond's Proposal

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as an efficient and businesslike request for sex. Just like the Desperado's Wager, but in situations where desperation is not a factor.
I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.
by billcosby7 September 27, 2010
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Proposal

When one man gets on his knee, presents a glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat the doughnut.
So you gonna give me that proposal?
by Laredo[HK] June 8, 2015
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pregosaurus rex

I saw this monsterlike creature roaming the plains at a buffet and it made me go blind. I think it was a pregosaurus rex.
by breakudown1011 June 28, 2008
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PregoPosal

When you knock up your girlfriend and you both think the solution to this mess is to propose to her while she is pregnant, thinking it will absolve their sin and bastardhood, Pregoposal
She tricked her retarded boyfriend into a Pregoposal
by Chang Qou July 22, 2016
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Modest Proposal

Weird, sickening, distasteful. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
That ugly girl's display picture is such a modest proposal.

Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!

I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
by laura_lou October 5, 2006
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