pre game brain

pregame brain is oral sex a guy recieves from a slut or friend with benifits before he gets his crazy night on and poppin.

Whoa girl, you gonna hook me up with some pregame brain?

by tai November 12, 2004

pre game sex

Beating your meat before getting some buns

Bro I had pre game sex before hitting that Thot up.

by High moy thoughts January 5, 2016

Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.

John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.

by nathanb33 August 22, 2011

Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

by drew-seph November 12, 2009

Pre game shit

When you get so nervous before a game you have to shit

"Henry did you take a pre game shit today"

by I'mherenow483 April 15, 2016

Pre-Game Purgatory

When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.

“Were the bars busy last night?”

“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”

by JBeez__ April 14, 2020

Pre-Game Dump

To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.

"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."

by carpetallday March 4, 2009