Praying

A word used when Christian people on Facebook want to virtue signal to other Christian people on Facebook and is usually employed during a health, marriage or financial crisis. People don't actually engage in the activity the word implies. Sometimes used as a technique to spread online gossip disguised as a prayer request. It's the Christian version of wishing someone good luck.

Poster 1:. " My Uncle just lost his job and his truck was stolen! He needs a miracle. Also his wife left him.'

Poster 2: ""Praying!"

Poster 1: "My sister's friend found out her husband is dressing in her clothes. Let's give the devil a black eye by praying for his salvation and deliverance from perversion. He works at the pharmacy ."

Poster 2: "Praying!"

Poster 3: "Praying"

Poster 4: "Praying"

Poster 5:. "Which pharmacy?"

by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021

praying donkey

just before you blow your load from pumping a girls ass doggie style, you take out your rod and let it explode on her back.

Hey mom, what's a praying donkey?

by krimsenkat12 July 28, 2003

praying mantis

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.

Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

praying mantis

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and after she orgasms she reaches back and rips your head off.

Oh man, maria totally praying mantis'd alex last night.

by MantisMan December 12, 2010

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.

MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

prajun

An awesome entity.

He bought drinks for everybody! What a Prajun👏🏻👏🏻

by Kathmandukogunda August 14, 2018

Praaun

A short and soft tone to call someone by the name of Praavin. It is a very lovely nickname and pretty soothing.

ayyo Praaun wassup!

How you doin Praaun? Hope you've been doing golden.

Chill Praaun, is just a joke.

YO PRAAUN, STOP ROBBING ME.

by The_Licensed_Tutor March 22, 2021