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PowerPointy

A Term used for something that graphicly represents an orginization and appears as though it was made in PowerPoint 97.

Often used by corner shops.
PPT powerpointy
by MikeMiddle February 25, 2009
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Powerpointlessness

The tedious use of flashy transitions, graphics and sound effects while making a slide presentation that is pretty much lacking in thought, meaning and value.
The corporate team stumbled out of the morning meeting after three hours of suffering through powerpointlessness and dry lectures about strategy.
by Songpoet November 21, 2005
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powerpointing

Punishment by powerpoint presentation. Usually involves being subjected to a tedious, cheesy sales pitch delivered with the aid of powerpoint.

See also death by powerpoint
The VP started powerpointing us with slides that contained more codewords than James Bonds' diary.
by mmj638 July 9, 2007
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polarpoint presentation

When the temperature in a conference or meeting room is turned way down to ensure that no one will be able to nod off during a meeting.
Man, is the temperature in that room hosed again? My fingers were numb by the end of that staff meeting!

Nah, I saw them jack the temperature down about 20 degrees right before the meeting started. Bob will lull everyone to sleep unless they make it a polarpoint presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011
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Power Point Coma

Brain has gone into deep sleep or faraway places during a lengthy PP presentation.
Dude, did you like my speech on dinosaurs?" "Sorry, man, after 58 slides I fell into a Power Point Coma.
by BountifulGirl November 17, 2010
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PowerPorn

Microsoft PowerPoint presentation containing pornographic pictures. Commonly used in workplaces to pass porn through email filters.
Man, IT remote controlled into my computer today, and I couldn't close my PowerPorn fast enough for them to not catch me!
by huffandoback October 30, 2008
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Power Point Teacher

A teacher too lazy to actually teach or do any work and who resorts instead to reading useless power point summaries for the entire class period not bothering to explain or go in depth into any of the material. When referring to these teachers it is common to hear the phrase "Even I could teach better than him/her." Class attendance to these teachers' classes either turns out to be a big waste of time or it provides an individual with a refreshing nap.
Michelle: Hey you're in chem 101! I need to take that class next semester. Is your teacher any good?
John: Nah he's a power point teacher. He reads his shitty slides during the entire class period and never actually teaches. I don't think anyone except him knows what's going in that class. Wanna go smoke weed with me?
Michelle: Yeah sure.
by ssicinsc February 20, 2010
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