potato

noun:
- big, fat, unmoving object

verb:
- to lounge around and do nothing

"I feel like a potato"
"I have been potatoing this entire quarantine"

by Bobofats July 14, 2020

Potato

A potato is the only meaning of life (true)!!!

POTATO!!!!!!!

by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2019

potato

A shitty and slow electronic device

Guy 1: My computer can't run League of Legends, it always lags so much!

Guy 2: Your computer's a fucking potato.

by atuewio324651 July 25, 2023

Potato

Someone named potato is the most powerful being in the universe and can destroy entire galaxies with just a thought.
You do not want to mess with a potato. You will most likely be killed.

Man, i'm kind of scared of that Potato dude, i heard he kills anyone who puts pineapple on pizza.

by A different random guy October 27, 2018

potatoe

The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.

<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

Potato

A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.

"Wow...he has a big potato".
"Omg, that guy has no potato at all".

by Muckked Up January 3, 2014

Potato

The best food in the world!!!

dude 1- What did you have for dinner?
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!

by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008