I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! 

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! by hn9090 May 20, 2009

Louisiana Potato Chip 

When an individual ejaculates on his own chest and leaves it there. The semen hardens on the nipples, becoming crusty in the morning.

It was really awkward when my mom walked in my room this morning and saw that I did a Louisiana Potato Chip.

Louisiana Potato Chip by Lphaas April 1, 2013

Boston Potato Chip 

The beautiful act of jizzing onto your partner's back, waiting for the jizz to dry, and then tearing it off your partner's back and then feeding the dried jizz to them.

Friend: How was your date last night?
You: Pretty good, I gave her a excellent meal and then a Boston Potato Chip as desert.

Boston Potato Chip by SlothFury July 6, 2015

california potato chip 

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

california potato chip by Satan October 20, 2003

detroit potato chip 

When doing a girl doggy style, pulling out, busting a nut on her back, then waiting till it dries, peeling it off and feeding it to her

I fed my girlfriend a detroit potato chip last night.

detroit potato chip by AShiver August 4, 2007

texas potato chip 

cum on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.

then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip

That b*tch ate a home grown texas potato chip

texas potato chip by t-rexxx November 27, 2009

California Potato Chip 

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

California Potato Chip by stahlout September 15, 2006