Potato

Something 13 year olds girls say to be "quirky" and "funny"

"Potato XD"

by Smackaboo May 14, 2021

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

potato

what the entire population of the internet identifies as. a fricking potato.

a: potatoes are cool
b: thanks for the compliment bro
a: what do you mean lol
b: im a potato, so by saying potatoes are cool, you're saying that im cool, which is a compliment directed to me.

by a potato on the internet ._. May 13, 2021

potato

short for the word potato-head

hey did you hear about the new mayor getting elected?
huh, what mayor?
Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls
OHHH, I'm a potato

by EL SEXO GRATIS September 16, 2023

potato

A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.

"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me."

"Look at that girl she is such a potato."

by Mieshamoo March 5, 2012

potato

it is the meaning of life

potato is my way of living

by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020

potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.

"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007