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tuna pot pie

Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
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chicken pot pie

boston market sells reallllyy good chicken pot pies.
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chicken pot pie

when a man is getting head, and he pushes the girl's head down, to where she gags, and throws up. then the semen and yack are mixed to look like chicken pot pie
by Derek, Reaves, and Ethan March 27, 2007
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douche pot pie

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.
"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"
by Devian November 25, 2005
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Pussy pot pie

When you puke chunks of chicken, carrots, and peas into a gapped pussy.
Damn dude I just gave this chick the nasty pussy pot pie last night after finishing off a handle of Jack Daniels
by Cream pie daddy 69 July 6, 2019
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Country Bumpkin Pot Pie

A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.
"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"
by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021
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texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out
Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit
by T-Brat April 5, 2007
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