Padsturbate

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

by Stonecartier July 9, 2011

plasturbate

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.

"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."

by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009

postulate

A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom from one or more of their asses is left open to question. She may still be in there.

Scientists postulate that your mom has been fucked over two billion times in human history.

by Mecha Godzilla November 3, 2007

pasturbation

the act of masturbating to fatty porn or porn featuring beastility.

"I believe that pasturbation is morally wrong."
"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."

by Benny Lou Diction September 6, 2008

Pasturbation

Masturbating after you cum, it usually doesn't feel pleasing.

After my girlfriend took my load I did a little bit of pasturbation to keep the mood.

by Pop11 August 19, 2015

Plasturbate

Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.

After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.

Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.

by Penrhynpenguin3 April 13, 2023

plasturbate

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.

What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!

by Ninth October 5, 2006