How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?
Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!
Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?
Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.
Oh, sounds cool.
Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!
Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?
Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.
Oh, sounds cool.
by Yortisme September 19, 2015
Get the Poseidon's Pillow mug.A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.
I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are clear now.
by CC-Mac May 21, 2021
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Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.
Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.
Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.
by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013
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Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : National league is Easy, Copa America is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Leonel Messi (a.k.a. Pessi) is the greatest footballer of all time.
They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Pessi is better than Ronaldo the G.O.A.T.
Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
"What is a brain, dad?"
"No idea, son. We are pessidog"
My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a pessidog.
Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : National league is Easy, Copa America is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Leonel Messi (a.k.a. Pessi) is the greatest footballer of all time.
They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Pessi is better than Ronaldo the G.O.A.T.
Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
"What is a brain, dad?"
"No idea, son. We are pessidog"
My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a pessidog.
A boy having no knowledge about football and saying pessi is better the ronaldo that describe pessidog
by Tom kaeeyes November 26, 2021
Get the Pessidog mug.A special kind of dog breed aged btw 5-10 who idolize a little midget from Argentina know as Pessi. They comments "pessi is the goat", "pessi>all" in different social media platforms including Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc. (Even in a unrelated post)
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.
X: Hey that kids are saying Pessi is the goat.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.
by Dracula 7 September 5, 2021
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Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.
●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.
Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.
Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.
●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.
Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.
Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
X : I found a kid commenting m(p)essi > pendu.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.
by Pessi my idol November 8, 2021
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