squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'

They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.

by ellobo11 September 17, 2014

rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

Posse Piss

When a group of girls all go to the bathroom together

(At a reastaurant)
Girl 1: I'll be back in a min. I have to use the bathroom
Girl 2: Oh wait for me, I do too!
Girl 3: Me too, Let's have a posse piss

by Heath- A October 7, 2008

posester

Pronounced POSE-ster. What hipsters really are. Though they put on the airs of being members of the illuminati (see the definition of hipster in Urban Dictionary), they are really just clones, wearing a uniform that is no different that any other, expresses no individuality, and is screaming hypocrisy. They have taken over previously cool neighborhoods like the Mission District in San Francisco. Though their clothing appears from a thrift shop, it is really from a 'vintage' clothing store, at best, or an over-priced chic shop trafficking in poser wear. Though they want to appear free thinking, they gravitate toward sameness. Their obsession with the latest e-gadgetry exemplifies their vacuous nature. Though they claim to be into a simple existence, they have driven up the cost of housing in previously cool urban areas. Though they work in Silicon Valley or similar areas, they 'reverse commute' in plush e-busses FROM the City. They are the same as preppy yuppies from the early 80's, just a different uniform, so their hypocritical nature makes them 'posesters.'

I really miss living in the City. So much to do, nooks and crannies, just a great mix of all kinds of folks.

Ya, me, too. But I had to leave, it has really changed. The posesters have taken over. Even the Mission. It's like Cow Hollow now, just in drab.

No . . . !!!!

by The Original Tankboy February 14, 2014

posseh

Coined by the legendary boxing YouTuber Tyan Booth, this word is very similar to pussy but delivered in a Nottingham accent, and pronounced phonetically as “POHHHHH-sssssssehhhhh”.
The word is mostly used in reference to any individual who is obsessed with getting pussy and boasting about it on social media, although it really has a markedly derogatory and mocking undertone. This is usually related to the fact the posseh chaser didn’t get any pussy when he was young because he was ugly and dressed badly. So the individual now tries to make up for it by chasing it, groping it and flashing photos of posseh all over his social media so he can boast of his new ability to get skanks due to his new social status. Often used in conjunction with views as in “He’s obsessed with posseh and views”. Kugan Cassius from popular YouTube channel IFLTV is largely regarded as the GOAT of posseh and views.

You know Kugan yeh? He loves it don’t he.... he fucking loves it.....posseh and views... that’s all he cares about.... posseh and views...

by Bashment Boxing May 21, 2020

Purpletooth Posse

A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.

I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.

by majoricehole March 7, 2011

possertunity

means a chance, a possible opportunity.

"Is there a possertunity to stay up until midnight?"

by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006