Portology

A word used for popular/cool things. Only used on the 3rd Wednesday of every month.

"That apple tasted so portology!" said Will

by shoethousond February 18, 2020

sportfoliofication

Having multiple pro teams to root for so you are never bummed out. By sportfoliofication I've hedged my bummed factor.

Dude, Albert has totally built a stellar sportfoliofication by adding Texans and Dolphins to his favorite teams list.

by Major King Kong October 15, 2023

whatsapp pornfolio

The unfortunate stash of distasteful, outrageous, repellent, loathsome, and nauseating photographs stored unwittingly on your mobile device from WhatsApp chat messages.

I'm in the dog house with the wife. Last night Lucy (out 8yr old daughter) went on my phone to play lolipops and sea angels. Instead of getting bonus points and marsmellow puppies - she got 13 pictures of your wonky privates and a semi naked Martin Cloones with a hitler tash!!

Oh no mate - you really need to tidy your WhatsApp pornfolio at 2am daily.

by Sobsnewcadtle September 6, 2017

pornfolio

collection of nude pics with which one whacks off too

see word miscer

by wisper5 April 5, 2004

Barrett Pornfolio

a portfolio of porn that has more than 18GB

'holy shit man, u got a barrett pornfolio, i bet ur bone dry!'

by James Barrett September 22, 2007

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

Porkfolio

porkfolio is that secret file of texts/pictures that a girl has received of mens private parts, and wishes to retain them for 'future use'.

oh. he totally sexted me a pic of his junk, it's going in my porkfolio for sure!

by just delicious November 23, 2010