Portugese Landslide

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide

Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Portagee

Derogatory term used by whites (specifically Anglo-Saxons of New England) when referring to a person of Portugese decent.

I come from a town in Massachusetts that ain't got nothing but a bunch of Portagees runnin' around.

by Jimmy Jinglebells June 24, 2010

Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014

Portugese Gas Pedal

When one is having sex in the missionary position and then, right before you ejaculate, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner's vagina repeatedly. While stomping, you spunk all over her breasts and face. This is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.

My girlfriend was being a bitch last night at dinner, so I gave her a Portugese gas pedal as a punishment. That'll teach her!

by Flantari September 30, 2006

portugese bomb squad

portugese drag racers who's cars coninuously explode drivetrain components due to shitty driving, and never take any good advice on how to avoid this.

Hey, Didnt Helder from the Portugese bomb squad just yak his motor for the third time?

by CokBlok March 23, 2008

pornage

The disbelief and utter sexual frustration when having smart peers in a class.

Ex. Viraj had pornage when he walked into his entrepreneurship class. All the girls were smarter than him.

by virajisicky November 24, 2010

Portugese Rose Bush

This act involves group sex, containing a minimum of four women and one man - at least one of the women in the group must be ovulating. The act involves the male party penetrating the ovulating female, then dabbing his blood-stained penis across the faces of the other female parties.

Matt (in Group Chat with six female friends): Hey ladies, care to pop by for a Portugese Rose Bush?
Sarah, Danielle, Lindsay, Erica, Kate & Lisa (simultaneously): FUCK YES!!!
Erica: I’m on the rag, so it looks like I’ll be the paint can!

by winnberg June 16, 2010