Vacuum my pork sword

Another way of saying "Suck my Dick"

hey im getting tired of you why wont you Vacuum my pork sword

by Fallingupsideways March 22, 2017

Porkward

An awkward way of saying awkward. It is made up if the word 'Pork' and 'Awkward . People are not quite sure where the word came from or when it was first used but it is thought that butchers used the term when they cut a piece of meat awkwardly.

Guy " I like someone who looks a lot like you"
Girl " Aww , me " ?

Guy " No , your sister"
Girl "....well, this is porkward "

by LordOfThePorkWard November 12, 2011

porkward

A funny way of saying awkward.

Girl 1: "I just slept with your boyfriend."
Girl 2: "WHAT?!"

. . .

Girl 3: "PORKWARD!"

by porkwardturtle August 24, 2011

porkwood

Somthing that is meaty but lacks moistness when coming out the micowave

Dawg that bacon tastes like porkwood

by Rashard wilson January 9, 2008

Porksnorkeller

A slang term for a male homosexual. Originating in Austin, TX. More of a general insult to heteros than gays.

Man, i had some people over last night and some Porksnorkeller stole some C.D.s !

by jazzman666 October 19, 2011

Portswood

Takeaway shops? Check

Students? Check

Uni-Link busses? Check

Piss? Check

Vape shops? Check

Neglected Victorian houses? Check

Phone shops? Check

Vapes strewn across ground? Check

Drunk students? Check

I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Porkward

Being fat and awkward :)

Girl looks at us ...
We look at girl... this is porkward

by ismebad December 26, 2011