Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

by furrywall June 17, 2011

porking

to want to have sex with someone hard

i'm gunna give sally a right good porking

by connor and dean August 22, 2008

porked

What Dave did to Shay at a hotel! I porked her hard!

fucked intercourse banged screwed penetrated porked

by Detroitfucking March 15, 2014

Porking

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.

'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'

by Porkatron June 29, 2014

porking

A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money

So what do you guys want to do?

Let's go porking!

Alright, winner gets $100.

by FTT360 December 8, 2006

porked

When you get raped by a pig.

I just got porked by that pig from Charlotte's Web.

by rehabis4quitters October 8, 2007

Porking

to get a good dicking!

by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003