Porty

Partying is for Fags and Portying is for brothers. Portying=Slaying Hos and Silver Soda to the Max.

I was drinkin this Budweiser and Portyin with this Girl

by sourdoejack October 8, 2009

portyr

Portyr is a very unique spelling for the word Porter.

"Portyr! Leave me alone!" Or..."Porter, please leave Ivy alone."

by Poyson June 12, 2018

poriya

A potato that turned into a french fry that now is a sad mutant roaming the earth secretly killing tons of people when they try to eat him.

Be carful Poriya is out there.

by Comedyguy101 December 16, 2014

Purity Ball

A formal dance where Dad's go with their 'faithful' daughters, for the latter to pledge to preserve her virtue until marriage or when necessary.

Wayne: Hey lindsay, will you be attending the ball?
Lindsey: what ball?
Wayne: Purity ball of coarse, o I forget I just broke your virginity accidentally.

by ehene July 24, 2010

purity

Something that is for drinking water, not people.

Purity is for drinking water, not people.

by sex_is_great November 21, 2007

Prity

Portmanteau of pretty and pity, Used when someone is called pretty just because someone feels sorry for them.

“Dude she’s ugly”
“No she’s not… she’s…err…umm ..Prity.”

by Keeeef March 25, 2011

Purity Politics

Noun. A methodology used to determine if a person is trust-worthy in a context based on their answer to a single question.

A: Do you think the band Weezer is good?
B: Yes.
A: I no longer trust your music taste.
B: Fuck you and your purity politics man.

by rimlessGlasses October 1, 2019