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Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011
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parfait

(n): slang term for a bowlpack of marijuana consisting of alternating layers of pollen and ground bud
Eddie Murphy: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!
by smokadareefa November 17, 2012
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Pittsburgh Parfait

A sexual maneuver where the male approaches the female and places assorted berries in her mouth. From here he proceeds to skull fuck the female. When the male has finished his "business" the female is left with a tasty treat.
Mike:Dude i totally gave Gina the Pittsburgh Parfait last night and i told her it was courtesy of Comptons Finest.
Jim:She must have enjoyed her dessert.
by senorstinson May 4, 2009
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Perfamazilicious

A way to describe someone that is more then amazing, more then perfect, someone that is just absolutly out of this world that they even look delicious.
"Did you see the outfit Ashley was wearing saturday night?" "Ya i did, She looked Perfamazilicious!"

Pronounce - Perf-amazi-licious
by Jaker800 October 7, 2009
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Porfing

A portmanteau of "porking" and "barfing."
The act of vomiting upon ones partner while engaged in sexual intercourse.
Dude, check it out... Jimbo is drunk as shit and he's hooking up with Susan. He's totally going to end up porfing her.
by Destroyer Dan January 10, 2016
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yogurt parfait

A delicious and pseudo nutritious desert containing vanilla yogurt and in most cases various fruit pieces (Most commonly strawberries and blue berries) and topped off with granola.
I ordered a yogurt parfait from Mc Donalds... I wish I had bought another too...
by Oashisu June 20, 2008
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pooface mcgee

A person who has eaten crap and still had crap on their face afterwards.
That guy is such a pooface mcgee, look at his shit mustache.
by Cr4zyBr4dy June 24, 2007
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