popcorn

A reading "game" often used in elementary and junior high. The person who is reading picks the next reader, but before he/she must say "Popcorn"

John: ...and thats when slavery was started... POPCORN..... SAM!!

Sam: FUCK!!! GODDAMMIT JOHN! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO POPCORN ME!?!?! I HATE READING OUT LOUD

by do7 September 18, 2006

popcorn

cop porn for dyslexics.

"man did you get that popcorn?"
"uhh no, i'm not into that.."

by obstaclez September 18, 2011

popcorn

an object that jumps around with its friends in a pan and turns into something beautiful

wow i suree want to be a popcorn

by psychic.meeee January 21, 2018

Popcorned

Popcorned is the past tense version of the sexual act between a male and a female, where the male sticks his penis in the female's vagina as they lay missionary on a trampoline, while his buddies jump up and down, causing the 'popcorn' effect. This act can be accomplished with as little as one couple acting as the kernel, and two participants to bounce them around. Safety regulations restrict the number of kernels on any one 'popping' to 3, as the number of 'poppers' must rise accordingly.

Popcorning is thought to work with the girl on top, though it has never been attempted that I know of. To be a female participant in 'popcorning' is to be 'popped', or 'corned' for short. The participants who apply the force to bounce are known as the 'poppers'.

Popcorned: The sexual act of penetration while lying still on a trampoline as other participants apply the needed force to bounce.

Jimmy: 'Did you hear she got popcorned?'
Johnny: 'What the hell does that mean?'
Jimmy: 'I banged her on the trampoline by having my buddies jump up and down on it, you know, popcorning.'
Johnny: 'I've never heard of it, but it sounds fun!'

by bgKnoccOut April 20, 2017

Popcorning

When you shove your flaccid penis into an orifice and then let it get hard.

The heat popcorned my dick inside her vagina. We were popcorning.

by Pucsmash February 17, 2019

popcornable

able to eat snacks(mainly popcorn) to

bob: dude, that movie was so popcornable.
greg: i know, i had to go back for refills on my milk duds

by ceatah330 May 25, 2007

popcorn

Verb: To bounce around unnecessarily-in turns or bumps-in the passenger seat of a car. React dramatically to an insignificant turn or bump in a car. To jiggle about dramatically as to distract a driver to be obnoxious then act like nothing happened.

MEL (driver): *gently takes a left turn*
BJORN (passenger): *flails and rolls violently in the seat*
MEL: What the hell, dude?
BJORN: What?
MEL: Quit popcorning!

by ballerrr781 December 29, 2008