Bin raiding postman

A grotesque noctunal vermin that roams leafy sub-urban areas ravaging through dustbins looking for food and objects of intrinsic value. This term only applies if their parent is on strike.

"Get your dirty finger nails out my compost you Bin raiding postman, go and tell your dad to sort it out!"

by BB-Doggg March 22, 2010

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

Postman Pat

A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:

Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.

Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.

See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine

Postman Pat ruined my toddlerhood.

by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009

Postman

A guy that messes with other guys girlfriends. He believes that if a girl chooses, then it is her fault and he is not in the wrong.

Guy 1: yeah man that nigga be talkin to my girl.
Guy 2: you better watch out he a postman.

by Izzy Aka Chevy_Hybrid July 13, 2006

natalie portman

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.

Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.

by Jedi421 January 6, 2009

pootananny

female genitalia, the vaginal area

They were making a hootananny about her pootananny

by Sara October 31, 2004

Portmaning

Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.

by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015