Poopendickular

The right angle for anal sex.

Turn around and get poopendickular, babe.

by onehandcrabbing March 18, 2013

Pooten Nanny

1) A phrase used to describe the jerking one feels when shifting a vehicle from park to reverse.

2) A phrase used to replace "Oh Snap!" or "Holy Crap!" in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.

1) person 1: "We are outta here!" -shifts vehicle from park to reverse-

person 2: -jerks- "Pooten Nanny!"

2) person 1: "Look out for that dead bird right there! Ew!"

person 2: -jumps in disgust- "Pooten Nanny!"

by Scheezy and Peezy July 25, 2009

pootent

something that stinks like shit

that turd was ruthlessly pootent i could smell taste it in my mouth

by 2tong October 10, 2011

Pootedness

To describe something that smells alot like poots.

Man are you sure you didn't fart, because it smells like pootedness in here!!!

by Danielle123 January 21, 2013

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

Pooptending

When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.

A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.

by DerumCapz October 4, 2016

pooptendo

The act of playing a game on your phone or other device while taking a shit, usually practiced by men.

If you didn't always play pooptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.

When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.

by LanteVigi December 17, 2017