poopstache

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.

Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

poopsticks

A reference used when something goes wrong.

"Oh poopsticks, I spilled the milk."

by crim77 April 19, 2008

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

poopstank

a very brave rat. he was left on ruw's doorstep, an orphan rat baby, and was subsequently given to mark and released in the wilderness. they say on a cold, dark night you can hear him nibbling, nibbling, nibbling.

"dude did you hear poopstank? he was nibbling all night long. it was really cold and dark"
"hey did see ducci clamping ruw? that shit was meowser. hey poopstank!"

by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

poopblock

When going to take a poop at work or in a public place, only to find that there is another person in the bathroom.

"Dude that was a quick deuce"
"Well I was all ready to take a nice crap and this dude poopblocked me"

by StArHaCkT August 3, 2009

poopycock

synonym for bullshit

I dont need all that poopycock!

by Skwaleed T-Bone October 4, 2003

poopsmack

when someone gets smacked in the face with poop.

i gave bryson a large poopsmack.

by Luke Mangini March 31, 2005