poopschmerz

A slightly more inane relative of "weltschmerz" - usually used as an exclamation to express disappointment or unhappiness.

"I can't make it out to see you pitch your big baseball game tomorrow, I'm sorry."

"Aw, poopschmerz. :( "

by Captain Benjamin April 17, 2008

Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

by thechop123 August 1, 2009

Poopscooch

Adjective- Used to define one who is acting like an asshole and/or douchebag.

Dude jeff just totally cock blocked me, what a poopscooch.

by Iget Madpuss December 30, 2009

PoopCorn

A turd that REALLY looks like a pice of popcorn.

Patient: Do you think something's wrong with me, my poop looks like popcorn.
Doctor: No, you're fine.
Patient: I could be coming down with poopcorn!
Doctor: (Sarcastically) Ha ha, very funny.

by Kara@Awesomeness January 2, 2016

Poopschmere

kind of like the Buddist state of nirvana....a fantastic feeling

see colin brennan

i have achieved poopschmere

by Houm November 15, 2003

Poopcorn

Popcorn with melted chocolate in it

"Man that poopcorn last night was amazing. It's better than regular popcorn!"

by Leah51593 March 28, 2009

poopsmoke

Alternate definition for the action of passing gas, farting, cutting the cheese, ripping one, barking spider.

Since a fart is methane gas from the area from where the body passes it's fecal matter, it makes sense to define the 'smoke' that exits as related to the m,ost common use of the colon: poop.

Dang! Where did that poopsmoke come from?
Hooo dang! You've got the poopsmoke!

by cwilson May 5, 2006