old people moment

A moment in which old people complain, freak out, and create problems for anyone around them.

Awww snap those old people are having a old people moment cuz the old lady lost her checkbook.

by user000001 May 9, 2009

People Of Play

-Noun
Used to describe a diverse section of society who regularly engages in the act of playing video games or participates in the gaming community.

Adopted after many instances governments and journalists utilising the noun "Gamer" as a derogatory slur. Sick of being persecuted for the actions of a radical few, the community stopped using the term in an attempt to reduce their hard felt oppression.

"So you and your wife a G****s? "
"Oof, we aren't really comfortable with the "G-word", we prefer People of Play"

by Arrakassi January 1, 2019

people in hell want ice water

A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.

Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.

Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.

by giant-nutsack March 1, 2017

lizard people

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.

"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016

people who define their names on urbandictionary

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

Water People

A group of hicks that drank tainted water and now speak in sim-talk and roam the earth in search of bargains. They look exactly like us but they say only nonsense

Missouri is full of water people that drank the lead in the water

by Chubdapolice February 2, 2020

pappy van poodle

Pappy van Poodle is a character from a free to play 3DS game called Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball released in western territories in 2014. Until early 2019, almost everyone, especially in the West, had no idea of the character’s existence. This is most likely because, to even see him, you have to purchase an in-game mini-game from Rusty (the shop owner) without using the haggling option to reduce the price of said mini-game. However, when YouTuber Nick Robinson uploaded a video titled “ The Nintendo character with zero Google results”, interest of Pappy van Poodle skyrocketed and within 5 months he went from 0 to 15,100 Google search results, was featured in a video with over 3 million views as of October 22nd 2019 and even got a petition on change.org to get him into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

“Pappy van Poodle for Smash!”
“Pappy van Poodle...neighbour, businessman...and mentor to Rusty for nearly 20 human years.”

by SleepyCustard October 22, 2019