podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.

Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.

by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011

POOPORIAL

A Really really shitty tutorial.

I just finished watching all of the training pooporials, and I'm pretty sure that now I'm way worse at this than I was before I started.

by LarchOye April 1, 2015

Piephobia

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.

What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.

by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020

Pigophobia

the fear of waking up next to a fat pig (female, bitch, sandwich maker, etc.) after a night of drinking

hungover guy just awakening feels what he thinks is a fat pig so he asks "you a fat pig?"
she says "no"
he says "good because i have pigophobia"

by themonty February 27, 2011

Phonophobia

When a person feels a high level of anxiety at having to use the telephone; a phobic response to making calls possibly due to social awkwardness.

1.
Steve - "The boss told me to call our whole client list, but faced with all those people to phone I started to hyperventilate."
Jess - "Woah dude, you have a case of phonophobia big time."

2. I knew I had to call up my insurance company and complain, but I started dreading the awful hold music and my phonophobia got the better of me.

by Posing A Threat December 18, 2012

Poophoria

the feeling of satisfaction gained after having taken a huge dump, specially when the urges to poop were unbearable

Following the poophoria, Mike returned to the dinner table for some steak and mashed potatoes.

by Cecs Fabregas May 17, 2011

Panphobia

Panphobia (Also known as omniphobia, pantophobia, and panophobia) is the irrational fear of everything or a persistent vague fear of an ‘unknown evil’. It is *not* a fear/dislike of pansexuals. Using it as so is albiest whether panphobia is registered as a medical term or not.

1:“She has panphobia.”
2:”So she’s afraid of pansexuals?”
1:”No, she feels paranoid all the time.”

by cosm August 4, 2020