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poopcrastinating

When you don't want to go back to work/whatever else you're doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at Facebook posts, Instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. - often far longer than it has taken you to actually poop.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.
Poopcrastinating in its various forms:

1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.

2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.

3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."
by Michael Mittelman December 20, 2014
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pooprastinate

When you know you have to poop, but you don't want to, so you put off the task of pooping as long as you can, even if it's painful, just so that you can do something else that is more interesting, or more important.
Me: I pooprastinate so much lately, that by the time I finally have to go, I can't because I'm constipated from all of the compacted poop.

Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.

Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.
by numbskull38 February 28, 2021
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poopmaster69

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.
"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."
by Poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoop69420 September 21, 2021
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Poopenstein

An affectionate term for your dog, or other pet.
Oh, you little poopenstein! You're so cute!
by P.Lahm June 8, 2011
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poopfartsmiled

you shart yourself
My mother has a friend named Eugene Grey. She has known him as long as I can remember. When I was younger he would come to my house and drink alcohol with my parents on occasion. One time he used my sippy cup and mixed vodka&&V8 juice in it. He left it in the living room on the coffee table. When I walked in from the kitchen I saw my cup and thought that it was mine and took the biggest sip, then started gagging. The taste was purulent. That was more than 11 or 12 years ago. I did not forgive him until I was about 11 years old. He always tried to make it up to me, I never gave in. I held a grudge against him for a very long time. But in the end, I forgave him when I understood that he took fault for his actions. To this day I will not drink V8 juice unless I see it being poured in to cup or if someone tries it before I do.

"that kid poopfartsmiled!"
by knappe95 February 27, 2009
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poopfist

A derogatory the Finnish pop metal band Lordi, usually used by fans of the shock rock band GWAR.
Those faggots poopfist are headlining Ozzfest this year.
by The Rusted Ape January 11, 2009
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pooptaste

Somebody who gives the impression, through their actions or words, of being a taster of poop as a result of their douchebag-like behavior.
Dude#1: We can't do that! We have to go to class!
Dude#2: You're such a pooptaste!
by VinnyPSU July 25, 2006
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