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Poontanging

Southern Appalachian Word describing sex or sexual acts.
"I cought Amber and Bryan Poontanging in the hay 2 weeks ago come Wednesday." "Shameful Merle Shameful....."
by Shayman G.W.R May 1, 2007
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poontang pie

I would like to know if i could get some poontang pie from your friend.
by dcandyman February 8, 2010
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Poonani Tsunami

1. Large amounts of teenage vagina achieved within a fortnight.

2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.

(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)
Ex 1. I've been riding a poonani tsunami all week and I'm having a lot of fun.

Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.
by Nickuhcrazy June 9, 2008
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poontanger

A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.
Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?

Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
by D.P.K. December 28, 2007
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poonanie

poonanie, a slightly gangster word for the female happy patch.
"ow i got hit in my poonanie"
"yo guy i got all up in her poonanie"
by mikkiwu May 3, 2005
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Frozen Poonanny

1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.
I met this girl at a bar on the West Side, and she took me home and gave me frozen poonanny!
by Eduardo Carrochio July 29, 2005
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Poonanniphobia

The fear, discomfort and hesitation to use nightclub toilets for the risk of being pressured to purchase things such as a few sprays of deodorant, hair gel, lollies and chewing gum.

The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as

"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"

To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.

The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.
Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.
by nikkos123 July 11, 2010
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