Poon

Being Silly

Oh silly sailor why are you being such a poon?

by Random John July 10, 2003

Poon

An insult refering to one's physical strength or body size.

Liz is a poon.(If Liz is very skinny).

by G Money May 15, 2003

Poon

Noun

Plural- Poons

1. unique kinds of people who are not ordinary. These kind of people would either lament about their six-pack all day long ,or they would dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons.
2. a slang term that is use to call people who dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons ,or lament about their six-pack all day long.

My friend named Poon is a Poon! He have a very big six-pack!

by Handsome Poon March 28, 2015

Poon

To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.

'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'

by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011

Poon

gynecologist

Would you go to Dr Poon?

sounds like a pervert to me!

by gilrly July 30, 2003

Poon

the art of sniffing, then licking a vagina as to please your partner.

I gave my wife some good poon last night and she moaned like a dog.

by J. Ruth August 14, 2003

Poon

A poon is a little creature that dwells in the darkness and feeds off of ladels and soup spoons. Its eyes are large and he keeps it full o the sam huca.

Dude ive never seen such a poon in my life, he is such a goon!

by Johansen Strosenberg December 31, 2007