poopuss

A poopuss is a nasty twat that is brown and has stalagtites and smells like ass. This condition usually happens when the chick in question wipes from the back to the front instead of from the front to the back.

1) I went to chow down on her and I about gagged... she had a nasty case of poopuss.

2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.

3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.

by Ezeerider April 1, 2005

Poogasm

That good feeling you get after taking a poop.

Yesterday I had a poogasm and I felt relieved.

by Sassifrass September 29, 2013

poopusher

one who pushes poo

dereck pushed clints poo

by bigcock December 15, 2003

pongus

old egyptian god (i am very obviosly kidding)

praise the holy pongus

by lhfruhogu December 8, 2021

poofussy

the most amazing poofy-haired white boy to ever exist.

Mustafa is a poofussy because of his beautiful hair

by ayvishot April 9, 2022

Poogasm

When you take a shit that feels so good after holding it in for such a long time that it feels orgasmic.

Person 1: "I just had the best poogasm ever."

Person 2: "That must have felt so good, how long have you been holding it in for?"

by Th_wilvot October 30, 2008

poogasm

the ecstatic relief one feels taking/during and after a big fat massive poo!

oh mate just had a massive poogasm!......
.....bloody hell just had multiple poogasm!!!
think i need to lie down after that poogasm

by deepseadavid August 19, 2008