Pontooning

The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat

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Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud

by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024

pontooned

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.

"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024