Rusty Pontoon

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.

“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times

by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023

Pontiac G6

A midsized luxury car produced from 2004-2010, made to replace the god-awful Pontiac Grand AM. Different models include a sedan, coupe, and convertible. All in all a quality car with good looks and a kick ass interior.

Person 1: I just got a Pontiac G6 GT
Person 2: lucky

by Randomwordposter February 27, 2014

Brown Pontiac

Pink Cadillac's ugly neighbor, the asshole.

Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.

by Jenn Atailya January 10, 2010

ponte vergas

Usually said when someone is not doing there work. And you tell them to prepare for the work ahead of them

Ponte Vergas, vas a trabajar ahora

by Spanish Translator.com May 27, 2017

pontier

A beer you are still holding (and didn't drop) after passing out drunk the night before. It is usually finished upon realization of such a feat.

Finish that pontier

by 1624 March 5, 2010

pon't

When poon goes bad. There's poon, and then there's pon't.

Michael: Wow look at that. She may be a bitch, but I'd like a sampling of her poon.
Johnny: No man, that's not poon. That's pon't.

by pc_michael July 10, 2006

Pontecarlo

The town of Pontefract's affectionate name. Dubbed 'Pontecarlo' due to it's striking resemblance to Monte Carlo, with it's beautiful scenery and vibrant night life. The peak attraction for the evening being 'Big Fella's', a classy discotheque of the highest order. Twinned with Casvegas (Castleford, Yorkshire), Pontecarlo's rival sibling.

Let's go live up the high life in Pontecarlo down biggies!

by Chiefbaker June 10, 2011