ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

ping ponging

when a guy's eyes dart back and forth from a girl's eyes to her chest

Don was ping ponging as he was talkin to me.

by irishchick June 27, 2005

Poning

The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.

Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell

by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008

Poning

Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.

"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.

by ******** May 19, 2006

Pouncing Turtle

A name people use to distract girls from creeping on their facebooks. By changing their real name to "Pouncing Turtle", one is trying to escape from the reality of their EXTREME douchiness. In doing so.. they are ashamed of their true identity and use a turtle that pounces to distract them from the disgrace of being themselves.

"New Friend Request from Pouncing Turtle"

Friend request denied.

by Jumping Shrimp November 28, 2010

ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.

'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*

by Gr44 July 20, 2008

Ponging Vag

1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.

Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!

by bathion January 16, 2008