A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.
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Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.
Spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").
Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.
Spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").
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Get the ponc mug.v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing
"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."
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Get the Ponce mug.(noun)-A temporarily lost or permanently lost article(s) of clothing. If you have no idea where your shirt is, it immediately a "ponce".
Where are my Ponce ?!?!?!!?!?!
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Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.
Spontaneously creaed by chatters i nthe member-created cat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre."
Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.
Spontaneously creaed by chatters i nthe member-created cat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 July 27, 2007
Get the ponc mug.Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.
"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"
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