Ponder

1.to think about something important

2.to get out of an awkward conversation

1.I ponder if wonder means the same thing as ponder.

2.I gotta go ponder about this for a bit...um...SEEYA!

by THE Crazy Lunatic November 2, 2005

Rudy Ponder

The Three Rivers Mexican Spiderman pirate. He is the ultimate badass. He loves music, movies, sports, going out, making out, and working out. He is also a man who has the greatest girlfriend..ever.

"Wow, he is such a Rudy Ponder, his girlfriend kicks ass...."

"Man, that guy is such a Rudy Ponder, he knows everything, and knows how to do everything."

by Bobthemanisawesome July 15, 2009

jimbo ponder

The best maintenance man known. Born in 1966. Originally from Tulsa Oklahoma, he currently resides in Denton County Texas.

Jimbo Ponder fixed our A.C. this summer. (Maintenance )

by Fact Checked February 4, 2017

ponderances

Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.

Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.

by Kevin Gerrit Roelofs April 18, 2004

Ponderosa

A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.

"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"

by Shaun-Andru July 1, 2017

ponderosa high school

A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.

Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.

by Haha what I say is true February 28, 2017

Poner el cuerno

To cheat; to be sexually unfaithful.

Le voy a poner el cuerno a mi novia con aquella vieja (I'm going to cheat my girl with that chick)

by Victor Flores Elizondo June 11, 2006