Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.

1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"

by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020

pulling a doyoung

to beat someone in a fight verbally or physically so bad that the nct lightstick can't save you

Person 1: have you heard of Jisung's new fortnite win?

Person 2: Haechan was pulling a Doyoung

by clickclackbangtan June 10, 2018

Pulling A Jussie Smollett

Lying / Making up stories in hope of receiving more attention or “clout” and sympathy and not knowing when to stop when you’ve got caught .

“ I can’t believe it , the whole thing is fake ?! He’s Pulling A Jussie Smollett !”

by Ikirstyy February 21, 2019

Pulling a Hamilton

A golf betting term for repeatably and frequently playing poorly which causes a loss of bets for match or stroke play.

He just drove his ball in the pond and lost money, that's really pulling a Hamilton

by Grumpyturd January 27, 2019

Pulling a Randy

The act of pleasing yourself in the school bathroom during a class. But it all goes to shit when you are caught. If a Randy is caught, then The Fuckening will occur

“I was caught pulling a randy in 4th period”

by Number10onTheFootballTeam October 14, 2019

pulling dirt

A situation where you and one other person are left alone at a bars closing bell . Both intoxicated , you hook up . It is a verbal , literal and metaphor .

"after we left jack's last night , Mo pulled some dirt " . '' No way , mate , hes awllays pulling dirt "

by manhattandog May 15, 2011

pulling a laura neal

to kill a lgbtq+ character off in film and stories

i can’t believe stranger things may be pulling a laura neal

by evepolastrisgf June 28, 2022