politician

would kill there own mother for a bigger slice of cake/power/pussy (add the relevant incentive)whatever there party affilliation.

see also:liar, shit licker, cum junkie

oops, i've stepped in some politician,i'll never get it off my shoes - i feel sullied.

by uk today August 06, 2003

Politician

Ancient Greek for "idiot."

Did you see that guy over there launching fireworks off a barrel clearly marked "flammable?" He's such a politician.

by Raxz February 14, 2012

politician

a complete asshole that is either a republican or democrat. They are shady and don't really care about the city, state, or country.

person 1- hey did you vote for the politician?
person 2- fuck no, they're assholes!

by em2020 February 25, 2015

politician

People that like to dance around in their underwear.

When a politician is being filmed, he quickly puts his pants on as quickly as he can.

by Clinker October 19, 2007

politician

A lawyer in power.

by AYB February 17, 2003

Politician

A sociopathic person who feigns interest in the problems of others for personal gain. A liar, cheat and/or Thief that tries to pass him/herself off as an honest person to take advantage of naive victims.

"Matt is such a politician. He just complemented Julie's hair after telling everyone she's a fat whore!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Politicianizing

A term coined by Elpresador himself, "politicianizing" is going all over the country and being a politician.

Contact me ASAP. I won't be available this weekend - too busy politicianizing.

by BEAST NATION April 13, 2011