Whining, self-centered, lying individuals who cannot agree on anything and unfortunately run the USA.
Those politicians act like little brats on the school yard playground, they can't get over things and hold grudges against each other.
by Harrbear January 02, 2015
Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In Britain politicians are not so much 'elected' as 'selected'. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a venere of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan's wings.
Labour, Conservative & Liberal - Britian's political Unholy Trinity.
Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms
Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.
Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"
by okayman January 31, 2012
by they're fuckin scam-artists September 12, 2005
by fuckyou March 21, 2007
Am I alone in thinking that every single politician must be hanging out with and smoking crack with Marion Barry?
by pfft~ February 19, 2006
Someone who has never spent 1 minute in the real world and only knows what's best for him and his friends, but never for regular working-class people. Can turn a once honest person with character and integrity into one who has perfected dishonesty and corruption. They fake compassion and persuade you how much they “care” for you to gain your trust, in order to get votes and keep power. Once in office, they feed off your ignorance and fear. They then believe the laws they pass do not apply to them. Their conscience eventually becomes seared by money from lobbyists and corporations. They begin to arrogantly believe your hard-earned tax dollars belong to them, so they can wastefully spend it. The more they waste and mismanage your money, the more your taxes increase. They then convince you there is no money left to run the system (due to their mismanagement) and raise your taxes again as a result of their incompetence. In the middle of the night, they pat themselves on the back for their incompetence and vote themselves a payraise (when doing nothing to earn one). Their payraises result in more taxes. A politician then becomes a blood-thirsty vampire for your money, giving them even more power. A politician then makes more laws to completely control your life by invading your privacy, invading your home, invading your bedroom, invading your computer, invading the church, invading your car and telling you what you can't do with your own body. A politician then wants total control of your life and wants you to be completely dependant on them by promising you unrealistic and expensive handouts. A politician does not believe in solving problems, because they ARE the problem and if the problem was solved, there would be no issue. Therefore they only put a bandaid on a broken system or “mortal wound” they have caused by either shoving the problem under the rug for later or throwing more wasted money at it. The worse the problems get, the lazier and arrogant they become. An incompetent politician is usually a “one-worlder” who no longer believes in American autonomy and wants the United States to be under the control of even more incompetent and politically-correct organizations like the U.N., NATO, or NAFTA. Politicians are such predators that they even throw your money away to corrupt 3rd world countries, who hate us and always will.
A politician’s lingo:
A tax increase = “I’ve mismanaged and wasted your money and need more to waste.”
A politician’s lingo:
A tax increase = “I’ve mismanaged and wasted your money and need more to waste.”
A politician is a elite, rich, blood-thirsty, greedy, arrogant, corrupt, out-of-touch, incompetent person who wants COMPLETE control of you and every aspect of your life, while giving themselves every freedom under the sun to ignore their own laws they pass. They often have the audacity to proclaim themselves a “public servant” to the same public they screw.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 02, 2007