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Pole vaulter 

A pole vaulter is a woman who uses sex to climb the corporate ladder.
Person 1: "this new girl is pretty hot"
Person 2: "you're not the only one that thinks so...apparently she's already fucking the boss"
Person 1: "wow, not even working here a week and already banging the boss...what a pole vaulter"
Pole vaulter by Little donkey April 23, 2014
"hittin that pole cat has done stunk up the town."
pole cat by zyoung10 November 29, 2004

Pole puffer 

Ronnie at Solar is a pole puffer
Pole puffer by JOHNNY LEWIS January 9, 2004

pole monkey 

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company
They're either in CWA or IBEW
pole monkey by federalq2b September 27, 2004

pole vault 

1. A track and field event where one uses a fiberglass pole, momentum, strength, and technique in order to get over a crossbar{i.e. bar} at a certain height. One runs down a pole vault runway, plants the pole into the box while jumping off at the same time or a little earlier, goes into the air, inverts {or, flips upside-down}, and goes over the cross bar, and lands on the mat.

Note: If someone says the reason they do it is for the "hot chicks" {or something to that extent}, or one of the first things they say about it is they mention the hot girls, they aren't true pole vaulters.
pole vault by birdi_gurlie February 22, 2009

pole position 

The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!

(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
pole position by Jimmny Crickett November 6, 2006