POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

This is the ultimate expression of boredom. Created by typing all the letter of the keyboard backwards from right to left and from bottom to top. It is the opposite of qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp (all the letters from top to bottom.) Used to describe near death boredom in a scientific manner. Although ull already know this as u typed into google u sad sad human.

I feel so damnable plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq today.

or

i was sooo bored in m aths today i could have plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqed.

by |\Khorne/| April 1, 2009

Pokémon GO San Diego

“Pokémon GO San Diego” is one of the largest local user-based community group established and acquired by Ali Vongsathian on July 17, 2021 during the annual GO Fest Global Event.

It was originally created as a Facebook Messenger group called “Pokémon GO City Heights” for the area of interest to play. On April 27, 2020 Niantic, Inc. the developers of Pokémon GO introduced the remote raid pass feature.

The group no longer served a purpose for a specific area of San Diego due to the capability of remote raiding anywhere in the world. It was eventually merged with Discord and rebranded as “Pokémon GO San Diego” on August 17, 2021.

Him: Do you any raid local groups in San Diego?
Her: Yeah, there’s an official raid group — it’s called Pokémon GO San Diego! you can find them Google.
Him: No way, I found them on reddit!
Her: Yeah! they have a discord too!

by Pokémon GO December 15, 2021

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

Pokémon Legends: Arceus

Pokémon Legends: Arceus is an action role-playing game developed by Game Freak and published by Nintendo and The Pokémon Company for the Nintendo Switch.
Released at January 28 2022.

The storyline starts with you falling from the sky, your mission is to complete the pokedex.

The game is known for it's game play being different than the other games in the Pokémon franchise.

Person 1: have you played Pokémon Legends: Arceus yet? It's amazing!
Person 2: I did, the graphics are terrible..
Person 1: At least the gameplay is unique.

by ImSoSleepyHelp March 12, 2022

Pokemon Drunk

When you get so wasted you only have the ability to say your own name.

1: SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!

2: What the fuck is wrong with Sam?

3: He's Pokemon drunk.

by still choking victim December 9, 2010

Pokémon GO

A recent epidemic starting in July of 2016. This bug has caused thousands of people, young and old, to take to the streets in search of creatures which are not truly there.

Pokémon GO offers the opportunity to feed a power and control addiction by paying prices of anywhere between $2 to $200 to receive mysterious, back-street items; such items cause these Pokémon to appear more frequently. Encounters with said creatures are noted to cause angst and excitement among those infected.

I would write more, but I am about to level-up in Pokémon GO!

by PKJain July 10, 2016