Pokestitution

A person who charges their friends for excessively poking them on Facebook.

Person A: "As much as you poke me, I should start charging you!"

Person B: "You can't do that! It's pokestitution!"

by Ch.W. March 3, 2011

Pokéstopping

When you take a longer walk from point A to B just to get all the Pokéstops near the original route.

Hey, I'll be there in 30 instead of 15 because I'm Pokéstopping my way through!

by Ryusaaki July 19, 2016

Pokehell

A place of endless evil, despair, and morose one finds themselves thanks to the game Pokémon Go.
It can be from the frustration of unknown errors from the servers, losing friends over team colors, fatigue from walking all day and finding no good pokemon (usually followed by realizing you are lost), getting charged for vehicular manslaughter trying to catch a Pikachu on the highway, running out of pokeballs, the attempts in vain to evolve pokemon to a high cp only to catch a higher cp 2 levels later, ect.
There are endless ways to enter Pokehell, and no sure way of getting out. If one does escape pokehell, they may find themselves there once more not long after.

Example: "I tried catching a Blastoise at the park today, but the app froze and I was stuck in pokehell."

Example: "I can't believe I am 50 miles outside the city all because of looking for pokestops. This is pokehell."

Example: "My girlfriend left me today because I restarted the game and joined Team Instinct, she's Team Valor. I always see her defending the gyms in town with the highest level pokemon. There isn't a single Instinct Gym near me and I'm still too low a level to fight gyms, Pokehell is real and I'm in it."

by ughhhadfs August 7, 2016

pokechamp

A god amongst men, a legend, master of Pokemon and quite litlarry anything. Words are not enough to describe a title such as this one, but there is a number... A special number that is the secret to acquiring such a title, that number is 19.

Hey you know that guy Michael? Yeah he's not a pokechamp, but you know who is tho? Stefano.

by Erica Horshbrink May 2, 2017

pokéshit

v. to take a large shit while playing pokémon on a gameboy color. It gets pretty intense.
n. the act of taking said dump

Yo man, I'm going to take a pokéshit with my pokémon yellow version.

by lolololololololooolololol December 19, 2008

PokeWhore

(noun)
-A pokemon exclusively used just for learning HMs like SURF or FLY.

-Anyone who enjoys hentai.

"I wish my Charizard could learn FLY, but instead I have to use this stupid little PokeWhore Spearow!"
"BLAM that shaith nagger, get yourselfs an Aerodactyl!"
"But I haven't an Old Amber to my name!"
"That's okay, you can genetically engineer one from these Aerodactyl fetuses."
"Oh thanks man, that really solves a lot of porblems."

by Chris Chutzpah November 18, 2006

Pokes

A type of Ecstasy pill typically shaped like a Pokeball.

1.Hey man, i know who is on D with those purple pokes.

2.I was rolling so hard on those pokes last night!

by P00K May 27, 2010