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Polaroid Avoid

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.
Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb
by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010
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Polar Bear Jerk Circ

Imagine your in the snow with your guys in a jerk circ and you all cum and it freezes mid air
Yo dude it’s so cold we could do a polar bear jerk circ
by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019
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Polar Head

When someone puts ice cubes in their mouth and performs oral sex.
"Hey dude, I just got polar head from this girl."
"How was it?"
"I can't feel my dick."
by Corn On The Cobiner April 25, 2022
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Toasty Polar bear

Getting a handjob useing IcyHot as a lubricate.
Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you?
Guy 2: I got a toasty polar bear and my nuts still burn.
by Domingo2011 May 11, 2010
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polar bear shot

1 oz. Creme de Cacao & 1 oz. Creme de Menthe in a shot glass.
taste like peppermint patties! great way to get drunk, taste good and kicks in quick!
1 oz. Creme de Cacao & 1 oz. Creme de Menthe. polar bear shot is my fav!
by Patrick Joel January 13, 2009
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Pflarqkk

Pronounced: ( FLARK )

1. The act of being caught by your parents while trying to shove a large object in the ass, vaginal canal, or yes even the penis hole.

2. The act of fake air guitaring to cover up from being caught while scrathing ballsack or vaginal region.

3. Used to replace a noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, adjective, or any other word that means anything.

4. To mix the colors: red, blue, green, gold, brown, black, orange, white, and pretty much any color you can think of.
1. Ex: I was totally fucked when my mom came in the bathroom and caught me pflarqkking with a rolling pin.

2. Ex: My mom walked in the room yesterday while I was scratching my ballsack and I covered up by pflarqkking to stairway to heaven.

3. Ex: I totally pflarqkked all over this chicks pflarqkking pflarqkk while her friend pflarqkked her self with a baseball bat.

4. Ex: Oh my god I made PFLARQKK!
by Burino May 16, 2010
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poflawa

Litter this comment section with rambling poflawa horseshit ever again and I’ll ban you like a leper.
by godwizlemynizzle October 20, 2008
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