Friend poach 

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

Friend poach by John McStephenson May 7, 2008

star poach

when there's a bowl of starburst and someone decides to take all of a single color/flavor.

Erich: Man, did you see jeff?
Jim: What?
Erich: he just star poached all of the pink one's out of the bowl! whadda douchebag...

star poach by ballzthefuckinholiday August 12, 2009

Going in for the poach 

The art of stealing a female off another males' after their continous efforts to have sexual relations with them.

It can also mean stealing another males' woman after they have made it apparent that they have called 'dibs'.

Other associated words;

Poaching
Poached
Poacher

Male 1: Fuck this Caleb has been going at it for 1 hour man I'm going in for the poach.

Male 1: Dude, I don't care if he called 'dibs' I'm going in for the poach.

Going in for the poach by --danielll February 12, 2010

Kuder Poach 

v. To locate and capture a female to prostitute, esp. done by a redneck.

Hey Derger! I just Kuder Poached this here hole, get some trankalazer darts so she stops quiverin.

Kuder Poach by Derger October 18, 2008

roach poach 

to hunt cockroaches, waterbugs or silverfish illegally for profit and/or fun

with ted's PS2 on the fritz, we decided to embark on a roach poach till that snotty little intern from greenpeace showed up and tied us all up

roach poach by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003

alarm poach 

when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...

Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach

alarm poach by the twizzle January 2, 2008

Slapper poach 

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

Slapper poach by AnonM April 25, 2008