Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.

That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Get the Plate

an expression meaning "I'm about to cum!" Originates from a metaphorical Thanksgiving dinner, where the 'plate' is loaded down with turkey, ham, stuffing, corn, green beans, mashed potatoes, etc. However the gravy is substituted with human semen about to be spread across the mashed potatoes.

Derrick: "Dude look! You can see Tiffany's G-string through her yoga pants!"
Blake: "OMG dude! Get the Plate!"

by PCHSxc December 3, 2016

Doom Plume

1. A massive undersea oil plume that threatens to destroy marine life for thousands of square miles, even though it's not visible from the surface.

2. The biggest environmental threat from the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

3. Out of sight, out of mind? Not so much.

The Doom Plume from BP's Deepwater Horizon pipe is spreading fast. It could reach as far as the Atlantic Coast of Florida and Mexico's Riviera Maya.

by Peter Kobs May 16, 2010

chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.

Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

smoking dragon plume

Visual expression of a individual performing fellatio while smoking a cigarette, the smoke coming out of the nostrils while the performers mouth is wrapped around the recipients penis.

I had such fun with Sarah at that party last night, she sparked up a marlboro & started giving me head- the sight of that smoking dragon plume was enough to make me blow my load in her mouth.

by DinoLarry July 31, 2010

weed plate

A CD so whack you cop it just to roll weed up on it.. I believe in a diss rap towards 50 Cent, Jadakiss said "ya last CD was my weed plate"

Rolling Papers??? More like a Weed plate to me

by SCOOPSSS April 19, 2011

plate lunch

Hawaiian classic: 2 scoops rice, one scoop macaroni salad (or toss salad sometimes), plus one kind meat. Can be teri beef, bbq chicken, chicken katsu, mahimahi, kalbi, etc.
Popular plate lunch places include L&L, Zippy's, Hawaiian Drive-Inn, and more.

I went to Mitsuken's and got da kine plate lunch.

by Mr. X September 26, 2005