Pootle Bonce

Pootle Bonce is the name of greatest cat in the world. In her time she was singly the most dominate cat in her neighbourhood of Crowborough in East Sussex in the UK - regularly taunting the local dog and chicken population.

Hello Pootle Bonce, do you want some foodies?

by grbrown October 30, 2008

pootles

A goob-like person who mutes himself a lot by accident on teamspeak. Also likes casual walks.

Good evening pootles!

by Lord Max December 28, 2018

pootle

Casual form of greeting.

Dec: "Pootle, Neb."
Ben: "Pootle."

by DecTyson July 5, 2006

Pootle berry muffin pie

A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific

Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!

by Caroline November 17, 2003

Plotless

What you would call someone who has lost the plot

"wow look at that guy he's toally plotless"

by snow-e October 21, 2006

Fudge Pootle

One who tends to shit on poodles

Hey frank, look at that white poodle over there!

Yea man, im going to go make it brown and pull a fudge pootle

by Tstawm January 25, 2011

pootler

someone who looks at female pigs and piglets gentalia

hey adam, don't you think that jacob just looks like a right pootler!

by gwatchsnitch March 16, 2010