Covert Plop

Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.

My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.

by NCHawk December 1, 2010

Plop and Flush

When someone's shit hits the toliet, They kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.

Girl 1: OMG!

Girl 2: What happened?

Girl 1: I just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn't have the audacity to plop and flush.

by Original Guera July 1, 2007

plopascash

one of those farts that arent all gas but arent like a real fart.
A fart that sounds like a bubble popping.
Can also mean anything.

Person1: sshhh ahh i just did a plopascash
Person2: do you gotta another plopascash do it on his face

by Pooeyanus with extra smegma February 7, 2010

Plop

To lay your junk upon an item.

He just plopped on my 3ds.

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Plop Absorber

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.

Example 1:

Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."

Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*

Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.

>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*

Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.

by Cheesebreath101 May 9, 2011

plopper

A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.

"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."

by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013

plopland

A land in which big chungus famously launched his military coup upon in early 2021. Legend has it that entering the code "Among us" to get a discount whilst purchasing Nord VPN resulted in the fall of the sus chungus. However, this was revealed to be a false proposition as the sus chungus in fact owned Nord VPN in a strange turn of events.

Since this tragic point in time, plopland has become a desolate wasteland populated by coomers and ruled by Nigel Farage.

Big chungus launched his military coup upon plopland!

by DJ CHOLO April 12, 2021