please

The "magic word" everyone asks for when you ask for something.

someone: hi can i borrow this
other person: what's the magic word?
someone: abracadabra-
other person: no
someone: fIneEee.. it's please.
other person: hehe..no it's not
someone: wait wHAT-

by go away please and thank you March 30, 2020

please

Used in polite requests, often after being rejected.

Stop being such an ass and fucking be nice and shit, please?

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

please

to beg

PLEASE don't do this!

by a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o January 24, 2020

please

help

please oh god help me

by notarealperson111 October 10, 2020

No, please!

A statement screamed when an homosexual individual wishes to be sexually assaulted, the individual is so repressed that this statement will be uttered at the most inappropiate moment in the vain hope that the 'rape' will be carried out.

Example 1: When No, Please! may be used:
Person 1: Excuse me sir do you have the time?
Person 2: NO! NO PLEEEASE!!!

by Bare_Brown March 24, 2008

please

Used in a humourous, non-senseical way at the end of a sentance, with no relevance to what you are saying.

'Thats disgusting...please'

'As the end of johns prison sentance dawned, his frans from the depths of methuen organised a welcome home do, to be situated on 'the mound' with disgustingly stale refreshments.......please'

by gradmeister June 14, 2006

please

i Think you will find the magic word is SHUT UP TOM AH WAT

oh dear, please, for THE LOVE OF GOD, die, and stop looking like something out of tom

by my name, is BUMMERO CARROT November 29, 2003