plasterbating 

The act of masturbating after a night (or day) of severe drinking.

dude a: Got so wasted last night, went back to my place, got to plasterbating promptly.

dude b: Did your girlfriend watch again?

plasterbating by hammerbeard September 13, 2011

Plaster fucked 

someone who is definitely drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They have already met their limit and know they have met their limit but will not stop. They are definitely puking everywhere and are behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. They must not let their heart rate get low or they’re at risk of their body shutting down completely.

The other day my friend got so plaster fucked with multiple drugs that he was at the verge of shutting down completely and dying.

Plaster fucked by XxbrainfuckxX August 28, 2019

Plasticed 

When a girl frys a dude, cause shes a stuck up plastic.

Heather made fun of Matt so bad, that the entire school was making fun of him, therefore Heather plasticed Matt.

Plasticed by Nomar2311 July 7, 2010

plaster face 

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

plaster face by HH8 November 26, 2010

plaster saint

A Fucking Hypocrite; Pretending to be perfect when you definitely are not; The Dead Rabbitts sing about it;

I've listened to your bullshit lies
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint

plaster saint by MikeHawkHollywood January 29, 2015

plaster caster 

A plaster cast sculpted after celebrities private parts by groupies or significant others.

"That KISS groupie has the coolest plaster caster of Gene's dick!"

plaster caster by Karen Alyson April 1, 2008

Plastard

Drunken mate who appreciates the same things as you do while drunk.

It helps to watch this film while you're plastered and with a plastard.

Plastard by scraps101 June 20, 2014